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Ice Cream with No Cream (and it WILL knock your socks off)

I’m always learning from my friend and mentor, Terri Lange.  She’s also known as the Godmother of DDPYOGA and in the nearly five years I’ve known her, she has generously imparted countless tips and strategies that have helped me get my life back, drop 185 pounds, and actually enjoy the ride.  The 185 pounds are long gone, but being healthy and staying that way doesn’t have a finish line. And she’s been an amazing example of staying the course in the face of busy schedules, culinary temptations, and plain old stress.

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Still, when Terri shared with me one of her favorite tricks of the staying-svelte trade, I was skeptical. Her go-to food when she craves ice cream?  Frozen bananas.  I know.  Sounds tremendously decadent, doesn’t it?  So much so that I simply dismissed it as an overly zealous way to avoid the perils of ice cream. If my alternative was frozen bananas, I’d rather have nothing.

Terri and I are both dairy-free, and for a time, we both got our frozen dessert needs met via pints and bars of ‘ice cream’ made from almond or coconut milk.  Tasted fantastic, but they were loaded with sugar and still pretty caloric. When Terri gushed to me one day that a few frozen bananas chopped and whirred for several minutes in a food processor sent her to the moon with pleasure, I was happy for her.  But I had no desire to try something that sounded so boring. I tend to get irritated with products and recipes claim to closely mimic the taste and texture of something I love, only to have the rug pulled out from under me when push comes to shove.

So I left that particular tip from Terri in the dust.  Until today.  Call it the effects of being crazy from the heatwave (s), but I’ve found myself fantasizing about walking up to the window of my neighborhood soft-serve and ordering a giant…oh, nevermind.  You get where I’m going. I was even starting to rationalize that I deserved it and the calories wouldn’t count anyway because the northeast had been crippled for weeks by a barely tolerable and bizarrely prolonged mercury spike.

They were quite crafty, these invisible, whispering demons that beckoned me to the land of sugar cones capped with puffy white frozen vanilla cream. That’s when I knew it was time to freeze a few bananas and give them and Terri’s remedy a whirl in my food processor.  That’s really the only other key ingredient you’ll need for this concoction.  Some unsweetened cocoa powder if you’re in need of a chocolate ice cream fix.  That’s it, no sugar, no cream, no emulsifiers, nothing but bananas.

Did I like it?  Uh-uh…I LOVED it.  Taste and texture of this dessert are superb.  But I won’t toy with you and say it’s JUST like ice cream.  It’s close…but there’s no throat coat.  No cream means a cleaner, lighter taste.  The absence of fat is noticable in terms of how it sits in your stomach.  There’s no, ‘gee, I’ve gotta rest and regroup now” feeling that comes from eating something densley caloric, but that’s OK….it’s an easy feeling to get used to.

 

 

Banana “Ice Cream”

 

2 frozen bananas, cut into 1-inch chunks

splash of vanilla (optional)

 

Place half the banana pieces in a food processor.  Pulse for several minutes, stopping every so often to scrape sides and distribute evenly. When thoroughly blended, add remaining bananas and repeat the process until the entire batch has pureed into a smooth mixture with a texture similar to soft ice cream or gelato.  If desiring chocolate, add a tablespoon of unsweetened cocoa powder to banana mixture and puree thoroughly until evenly distributed.  Pour into two dessert dishes and eat immediately.  May also be frozen in Tupperware and stored for up to a week. 

 

Bon Appetit!

 

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Squash Blossoms: The Summer French Fry

As some of you know, savory does it for me much more than sweet.  That means potato chips, French fries, and a toasted bagel with butter win the captivation contest over cookies and donuts.  Just how I’m wired, I guess.  The salty treats I just mentioned are gluten-free, but that hardly means calorie-free, so I indulge judiciously (often on a heavy workout day). July-September, however, I’m known to indulge in my salty-fried fetish a little more often because of a delicate and short-lived crop known as the squash blossom.

 

These gorgeous, pale-orange flowers emanate from zucchini and squash and can be found at farmers markets, or if you’ve played your cards right,  from your own garden.  They have a miniscule shelf life, so if you’re lucky enough to score a brown paper bag of blossoms, fry ’em up the the same day.  A little tip:  insects sometimes love to burrow within the cavernous center, so I do the  human thing and let them sit on the counter for half an hour or so to allow ample escape time.

 

To make these gluten-free, use any kind of gluten-free flour or all-purpose baking mix.  For this batch, I used mung bean flour found at an Indian imports store, it’s lentil based and super-healthy. If you don’t have a can of seltzer  handy, room temperature water will do.  I highly recommend grapeseed oil for frying for it’s high flashpoint (meaning it won’t burn easily when using high heat).  If you don’t have grapeseed, use light olive oil but DON’T use extra virgin as it will just scorch and become carcinogenic. And you will need higher heat to get these nice and crisp.

 

I’m sure the blossoms themselves have some nutritional value, making these a healthier choice than a French fry, potato chip, or my personal favorite:  a blob of fried dough.  But let’s get real: this is basically a fun food, crafted for pure enjoyment.  To quote Stuart Smalley directly “…and that’s OK.”

 

 

Fried Squash Blossoms

 

Fresh squash blossoms

1 can plain seltzer

Gluten-free flour

Salt

Grapeseed oil for frying.

 

There are no hard and fast rules here. The idea is to get the oil nice and hot so when the battered blossoms are dropped in they immediately begin sizzling.  I don’t use thermometers so start by heating enough oil to at least cover the bottom of a frying skillet.  No need to submerge them, but they should fry in at least a shallow pool of hot oil.  Turn heat to a medium-high and let the oil heat while you’re mixing the batter.  The idea is to make a thin batter with just enough consistency to coat each blossom. If you want the blossoms more doughy, make the batter thicker.  I like a fairly thin, crisp coating. Start with about a half cup of flour , add a small amount of seltzer, and stir vigorously with a wire whisk to get out any lumps.  You want something that resembles pancake batter, only thinner. Add salt to taste. Dip the blossoms in the batter one at a time, coat thoroughly, then drop into the hot oil, being CAREFUL not to splash yourself.  Fry for about 2 minutes on each side or until crisp.  As each one cooks, blot on a paper towel and then transfer to a warm oven so the batch remains crisp during cooking time.  Or, if you’re like me…eat them as they’re ready.  Bon Appetit!

 

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A Cool, Delicious, Creamy-Frothy Coffee Drink: The Clean Version

I’m the Queen of  sipping hot water or herbal tea throughout the day.  Ever since reading Deepak Chopra’s “Perfect Weight” decades ago and had my eyes opened to the cleansing benefits of drinking hot water, I’ve done it ever since.  If the concept sounds strange, just try and picture washing a sink full of soiled dishes with cold water and it’ll make more sense.  My body actually prefers hot or warm water now that it knows and feels the difference.

Sooo…how hot and sticky does it have to be for me to want a cool drink? Let’s just say the weather in upstate New York has been cloyingly similar to that of a tropical rain forest these past weeks.  Yesterday was one too many days of feeling like I was immersed in Orlando-in-July so I chilled some leftover espresso and set about making a remedy that would both cool me off and give me a caffeinated jolt that tasted like a liquid dessert.

You didn’t actually think I got in my car in search of a Dunkin’ Donuts or Starbucks for relief did you?  Those frothy, seductive-looking dessert drinks are not only loaded with dairy and sugar, a large one supplies almost a day’s worth of calories.  No thanks. I’ll make my own.  Now, I’m not suggesting that espresso is nourishing.  It simply tastes good, and that’s enough for me. A couple of good, strong shots blended with unsweetened almond milk plus a few drops of Stevia and I’m on my way!

If I’m in the mood for mocha, I add a tablespoon of organic cocoa powder or Coco-Mojo, a wonderful powdered elixir my nutritionist Nancy Guberti suggested in order to aid chocolate cravings in a healthy way. She reccomends it because it goes a step beyond being organic cocoa powder sweetened with organic coconut palm sugar. It also has herbs and dried mushrooms which are said to boost the immune system.  I know mushrooms and chocolate as a pairing sounds thoroughly unappetizing, but I assure you there’s no taste of mushrooms or herbs whatsoever. Just sublimely sweet chocolate.

 

Hope you’ll try this next time you get a craving:

 

Espresso Mocha Delight

 

2 shots of espresso, or very strong coffee, chilled (about a third of a cup)

1 cup unsweetened vanilla almond milk, cold

6-8 drops of Stevia, or sweetener of your choice

1 TBS. organic cocoa powder or Coco Mojo *

Optional: 2-3 ice cubes

 

* Coco Mojo is already sweetened so if you’re using it, no need to add extra sweetener

Place all ingredients in a blender, cover tightly and blend for about a minute until smooth.  Serve immediately (in a chilled glass if your heatwave is really unbearable)

 

 

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Recovery Is A Three-Legged Stool

I Asked For Strength…

And Life Gave Me Difficulties

To Make Me Strong

I Asked For Wisdom…

And Life Gave Me Problems to Solve

I Asked For Prosperity…

And Life Gave Me Brain and Brawn to Work

I Asked For Courage…

And Life Gave Me Danger to Overcome

I Asked For Love…

And Life Gave Me Troubled People to Help

I Asked For Favors…

And Life Gave Me Opportunities

I Received Nothing I Thought I Wanted

I Received Everything I Asked For

 

(Unknown Author)

 

 

The second I read this beautifully spoken philosophy on life’s tribulations and rewards, I got a lump in my throat.  It was the mirror of my soul’s path through the maze of pain that was being a fat, ridiculed child who one day, at circa age 25, realized she could take no more and began biting back.  At least to the gangs of cowardly teenaged boys who called me names and mooed at me as I walked by, minding my own  business and praying they wouldn’t notice me.
I spent many years silently taking mistreatment of all forms, whether it was insults as outlined above, or disapproving glances from strangers in a restaurant.  One day, however, I could take no more and without any preplanning on my part, found myself spinning around in a blind rage to confront four teenaged boys who had the temerity to critique my appearance as I made laps at an indoor walking track.  They slunk away in shame the second I unleashed my fury (and a few four-letter words) upon them.  Never had I felt so alive or powerful.  We’re talking decades of suppressed rage, buried by the belief that I deserved it because, as my father once told me…being fat is a choice and I could do something about it by dieting.  Anyone with weight issues out there ever tried to remedy the issue of excess weight by dieting?  How’d that work for ‘ya?   That’s what I thought.
I’m not writing this to knock my father…the 70’s were the dark ages and none of us knew better.  But after about the 75th attempt to solve what was ailing me through calorie-counting and exercising, I realized something more needed to be added to the equation and viola – I adopted the three-legged stool principle!
I knew there were wounds to address so I delved into them. Fearlessly.  I knew there were beliefs to reverse so I put the careening truck that was my life in reverse and began driving it in the opposite direction. You know that old “fake it till you make it” saying?  Well that’s exactly what I did.  I pretended to believe the positive stuff until I’d worn a deep enough groove in my brain that one day I woke up and realized the positive stuff was now a card-carrying member of my belief system.   It took time, but so do a lot of things worth the wait.  It very much paralells the path of the Lotus, one of the most beautiful flowers on the planet, which gets its start in the mud.  Its upward climb just to break the surface of the water is a long one.  Then there’s the stage where it sits above the water in a tightly bound bulb…just waiting for the right moment to unfold.  And when it does, what’s revealed is a flower that is more than just fragrant and beautiful. It’s one of the few blossoms that is as as solid and unmovable as a rock as it is stunningly gorgeous. Have you ever tried to pluck a Lotus from its stance?  Can’t be done.
So I didn’t get a steady stream of the positive stuff as a kid…the important thing is, I have it now. And it’s probably why the self-esteem is sweeter…because it was earned with some serious sweat and tears (no blood necessary, I assure you).  I guess what I’m trying to say is, don’t let your painful past define the rest of your life. Question negative messages…and see them for the potential they carry.  There’s always a gem at the core…some sort of soul-lesson to be learned.   I no longer wanted to be bitter and hurt myself or others.  I knew I needed more than a food and exercise plan.  I needed a plan to restore my psyche as well.
And if you need to start with a collossal, existential fake-out by telling yourself you’re Absolutely, Unquestionably AMAZINGLY WONDERFUL….well, that’s a fantastic place to start.
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Kale Salad with Tahini Dressing

This is modeled after an amazing salad I had the other night at DA/BA in Hudson, N.Y. The dressing was so creamy and delicious it actually had me lusting after a bowlful of raw kale.  And if you know my history with vegetables, you know that’s a minor miracle.

What made this salad particularly great was the chefs at DA/BA allowed the kale and dressing proper time to mix and mingle.  Kale in the raw can be tough, coarse, and not the easiest thing to get down the hatch.  My favorite way to make use of it is baking it into kale chips or blending it with ginger and a carrot into a big glass of green juice.  As I moaned my way through DA/BA’s succulent salad the other night, I knew there was a pretty good chance I could replicate the dressing at home.  I’ve made tahini dressing before but this one had a slight, heat-infused aftertaste so I dug out a tube of Harissa (Middle Eastern chili paste) from the cupboard and got busy. The Harissa gave the dressing a slightly red glow.  DA/BA’s dressing was snow white so how it got the heat remains a mystery….all I know is, I came close.  I’m going to sit down to a big kale salad today and finish it with abandon.

Tahini is a paste made of ground sesame seeds.  It’s similar in theory to peanut butter, only more liquidy. All the ingredients in the dressing I devised to something positive for your health and digestion…while tasting good.  I LOVE these kinds of recipes. If you don’t have any,  you’ll need to invest in a bottle of Bragg’s Liquid Aminos, a flavor enhancer that looks and tastes like soy sauce, only it’s loaded with amino acids that help digestion. Ditto for the apple cider vinegar. Because of all the sour and astringent ingredients in the dressing, I counter-balanced it a bit by adding my all-time favorite secret weapon – vanilla.  Sounds odd but it works and gives it a mellower undertone. Tahini is pretty common nowadays and most supermarkets carry it.  If you have a Middle Eastern grocer in your neighborhood, you’ll easily find good Tahini and Harissa.  If not, use whatever chili paste or powder you can find.

Bon Appetit!

 

 

Kale Salad with Tahini Dressing (makes about a cup of dressing)

 

1 large bunch of kale

1/2 cup Tahini

About 1/4 cup extra virgin olive oil

1 TBS. Bragg’s Liquid Aminos

1 TBS. Apple Cider Vinegar (preferably raw and unfiltered)

Juice of 1 lemon, plus the zest

1 tsp. vanilla

1 tsp. Harissa (a little more if you enjoy serious heat)

Small amount of hot water (half a cup or less) for mixing purposes

 

Tear kale leaves off the stalks into bite-sized pieces and place in large rectangular baking dish or a similar shaped plastic container.

Add the first six dressing ingredients into a small glass mixing bowl and mix vigorously with a wire wisk.  The acids from the aminos, vinegar, and lemon will cause the Tahini to bind up and become very thick – this is normal – just mix as thoroughly as you can. To thin the dressing out to a creamy liquid, add hot water, a few tablespoons at a time until proper consistency is achieved.

Drizzle dressing over kale leaves and mix thoroughly so each leaf is coated. Marinate at least overnight or for 24 hours before eating so the leaves will soften.  It’s important to lay the salad in a flat container for even dressing distribution. If it’s piled into a bowl, the dressing will sift to the bottom.

 

Optional:  Sprinkle with pumpkin seeds, slivered almonds, sliced dates, or any combination thereof 

 

Tahini Dressing Ingredients - And Every One of 'Em Enhances Health!

Tahini Dressing Ingredients – And Every One of ‘Em Enhances Health!

 

A Gorgeous Way to Bathe Fresh Kale Leaves!

A Gorgeous Way to Bathe Fresh Kale Leaves

 

Perfect Pairing = Happy Kale!

Perfect Pairing = Happy Kale!